plot bunny of crack. So much crack
Because I am stressed and owie, and more than slightly freaked about mom's surgery and my boss leaving and I have to deal with all the RMAs and shipping and calls and stuff and there's a major deployment on the horizon, I give you...
Crack Plot Bunny of Doom
The Ministry confiscate the Malfoys' bank accounts. After Lucius stops hyperventilating, he has to come up with a plan to keep the family financially afloat. Luckly, the ministry didn't confiscate the manor or anything in it. So, the answer? Yard sale and auction! (or boot sale or tag sale or garage sale or whatever other name your neck of the woods has for it). Lure in all the unsuspecting Muggles, convince the portraits to stay still and be quiet for a bit, and bob's your uncle! And then sell whatever's left to the magical community (Quotation from Zephre " bargain bin: Portraits. Prices negotiable with subject only") and 'possibly cursed objects. Examine or purchase at own risk.'
If possible, work in Antiques Roadshow. Because it would be awesome.
Yes, my brain responds to stress with crack. My body responds to stress with pain. I prefer the crack.
Crack Plot Bunny of Doom
The Ministry confiscate the Malfoys' bank accounts. After Lucius stops hyperventilating, he has to come up with a plan to keep the family financially afloat. Luckly, the ministry didn't confiscate the manor or anything in it. So, the answer? Yard sale and auction! (or boot sale or tag sale or garage sale or whatever other name your neck of the woods has for it). Lure in all the unsuspecting Muggles, convince the portraits to stay still and be quiet for a bit, and bob's your uncle! And then sell whatever's left to the magical community (Quotation from Zephre " bargain bin: Portraits. Prices negotiable with subject only") and 'possibly cursed objects. Examine or purchase at own risk.'
If possible, work in Antiques Roadshow. Because it would be awesome.
Yes, my brain responds to stress with crack. My body responds to stress with pain. I prefer the crack.