The Varied Insanities of Melfina the Blue

Title: The Joy of Children 1 & 2
Author: melfinatheblue
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s):Lucius/Andromeda and Lucius/Severus in the second one.
Summary: Some days having kids is not all it's cracked up to be
Challenge: intro ficlet for hp_alternate
Word Count:415 ish for both
Genre: fluff? I dunno.
Warnings: AU.
A/N:Two ficlets set in my phoenix_flies AU. (that's what A/N means, right? Author's Notes?)
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Um, so I did stuff today. Bunnies bit, and they bit hard. Of course neither was for any of my exchange fics. Figures. One you get now, and the other will be finished, and then sent off to the beta. (It's very similar to an idea she's done, and I want her approval before I stick it anywhere.)
Title: The 10 Rules of Possession, According to Draco Malfoy
Author: melfinatheblue
Challenge: Christmas present for stonegrad who is an awesome beta and writes great Malfoycest.
Character/s: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape, Pansy Parkinson
Pairing/s: Lucius/Narcissa, Lucius/Severus, Draco/Severus, Draco/Pansy, Draco/Lucius
Word count: 2505ish
Rating: R
Warnings: Malfoycest, teacher-student relations, slash, het, mention of spankings, oral molestation of a banana, mention of oral self-satisfaction, and the weirdest warnings list I've ever seen
Author notes: Merry Christmas Stonegrad! I hope you like it.
The stuff in italics, aka the Toddler Rules, taken from here and not mine And if you've never seen a banana being orally molested, you should watch Dangerous Beauty. It's an excellent movie (and not a porno).

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Title:My Handsome Prince Part 1/2
Author:melfinatheblue
Rating:R
Characters:Lucius Malfoy, Dolores Umbridge, Severus Snape, Narcissa Malfoy, Draco Malfoy
Pairings:Lucius/Severus, Lucius/Dolores,
Summary:Ms Umbridge has a crush on Lucius. This is not a happy thing as far as Lucius is concerned. Throw in Death Eaters plotting, spiked punch, a Masquerade at Hogwarts, and well, you've got a story.
Warnings:slash, het, stalking, underage stripping, hints of Draco being sexually attracted to his father. Oh and mushy bits.
Word Count:4100ish for this bit
Notes: I am not responsible for the teacup song. That's eeyore's fault. She egged me on, really. Okay, so the stripping was all me. And I have no idea where any of the rest came from. I think my Lucius muse went into traumatic overdrive. In part two, she might actually blow up the world to prevent Umbridge from going on a date.
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Second part is here