The Varied Insanities of Melfina the Blue

Title:Penance
Characters:Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy
Rating:PG-13 for spanking
Summary: Draco has a lot of things to work out when he comes home after 6th year.
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I signed up for rarepair shorts over on LJ, and this is the first drabble, proving once again that my brain goes straight to darkfic when I'm stressed or depressed.
Title:A New Body Pairing:Lucius Malfoy/Lord Voldemort
Prompt:never really existed
Rating:PG-13 (with R likely to come later on)
Word Count: 350
Summary:Lord Voldemort comes back to life, and one of his (sorta) trusted lieutenants catches his eye
Author's Notes:Dark and hopefully creepy.
Link to Prompt Table:here
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Title:Lucius Malfoy's Cock
Author:Melfina the Blue
Rating:NC-17
Warnings:smut, slash, capslock abuse (what can I say, Draco is a bit over-dramatic at times)
Pairing:Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter
Summary:I think the title says it all
Author's Notes:This is a sequel to A Vacation from Life for everyone who wanted to know what happened next.
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Title: Lucius Malfoy and the Cauldron of Doom Part 9 and the Epilogue of DOOM
Author/Artist: melfinatheblue
Rating: R
Pairing: Lucius/Severus(past), Lucius/Narcissa, Draco/Pansy(not really in this bit), Harry/Draco, Harry/Oliver Wood, Lucius/an OC has now occurred. After all, Lucius does have to keep up the Slytherin Sex God image.
Summary: I pretend I know what I'm doing and wrap up all my loose ends? Um, well, there's a graduation party, a cunning plan, and a bit of sex. Also, magic gone wrong, and young love.
Warnings: voyeurism, pornography, magic compelling sex (though the intention was not that), possible threesome, epilogue.
Prompt: Lucius has been a bad boy and as punishment, The Ministry force him to take over the job of Potions Master. No-one ever said The Ministry had any sense.
Notes: IT'S DONE! Thank you everyone who's been patiently waiting. And no, there is no more. This WIP has ceased to be. It is a dead WIP. (okay, I'll stop doing the dead parrot sketch now). But yes, this is the end of Cauldron of Doom. If I missed any loose ends, or left out bits you wanted to see let me know. I may not do anything about it, but it's nice to know.
Word Count:4650
If you want to start from the beginning
Previous Part here
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So, um, I apologize for being AWOL on here. It's likely to continue for a bit, since I'm now doing the work of 6 people at my job and taking care of my mom at home. She's doing well, btw. And I managed to finish fic while waiting for other people to do stuff, so here you go. Be aware that I may not be able to respond to comments in any timely manner, and I apologize for that.
Title: The Rule
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Blaise/Draco/Pansy, Lucius/Severus
Summary: If you and your friends can't decide what to do after one hour, then you must experiment sexually with one another.
Warnings: underage sexual experimentation, implied use of innocent vegetables for sexual activities, and voyeurism of underage persons.
Notes:The Rule is not mine, and comes from here. I merely applied it to Slytherin.
Word Count: 1685
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Title: Chosen Seduction
Author:Melfina the Blue
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Mischievous from my 25 prompts table
Word Count: 3600
Pairing: Lucius/Harry and past Severus/Lucius
Summary: Harry has issues after the war, lots of them. He decides to find Snape and talk to him, but things don't go quite as planned.
Warnings: Smut, slash, deceit
Notes: I've been working on this since Jan and I finally finished it! Also, massive thanks to Zephre for the name and for listening to me ramble.
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Title: See, this is what Sexual Education Leads to (part 1 of I have no idea)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lucius/Severus, Lucius/Draco/Severus, (later) Severus/Remus, Lucius/Severus/Remus, Lucius/Harry/Draco/Severus/Remus?
Summary: When Lucius agreed to give Draco the "talk" he had no idea what it would lead to.
Warnings: SMUT, slash, Malfoycest, threesome, bondage and double penetration likely later on, and whatever else my twisted mind can come up with.
Notes:. Written for one of my fav writers, softly_sweetly who hopefully had an awesome birthday.
Word Count: 2050
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Onto part 2!

Title: The Joy of Children 1 & 2
Author: melfinatheblue
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s):Lucius/Andromeda and Lucius/Severus in the second one.
Summary: Some days having kids is not all it's cracked up to be
Challenge: intro ficlet for hp_alternate
Word Count:415 ish for both
Genre: fluff? I dunno.
Warnings: AU.
A/N:Two ficlets set in my phoenix_flies AU. (that's what A/N means, right? Author's Notes?)
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Title: Grief does strange things to a man
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Lucius/Petunia
Disclaimer: All those in favour of my owning HP so we could have more nude scenes? Sigh. Anyway everything belongs to JKR, yada yada yada.
Summary: Tom the barman knows all the gossip. Including the strange story of how Lucius Malfoy ended up kissing a Muggle and how Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter ended up a couple.
Warnings: bslash, het, mention of possible mpreg
Word Count: 2820
Author's Notes: I know, you're seeing that Lucius/Petunia and running in fear. But you shouldn't. I promise, there's not much, and you get an H/D shower scene to make up for it. Plus, don't you want to know how that pairing could ever occur?
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I watched Sweeney Todd, and this happened...
Title: One Spring Evening
Rating: G
Paring: Lucius/Narcissa, I guess
Summary: Lucius and Severus discuss relationships.
Author's Note: All songs mentioned are property of them that owns them and not me.
Word Count 850ish
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Hey, look! Fic o'doom update! And it only took me over a month. Sigh. I feel really guilty about that. I had originally hoped to have the fic completely done by the end of the fest, but it didn't happen. Maybe if I could convince the muse to concentrate... nah, I need to panick over Springsmut. Ideally I want to get it to the ever-lovely eeyore by tomorrow, just need to write the *ahem* sex bit. Damn you, tendency to fade to black, damn you!!
And then I will take a breath, and start worrying about phoenix. Methinks I'm a bit over-extended...which explains the drabbles today. Heck, nothing like ignoring the stuff you need to do to help your stress level (rise). Not that it wasn't already high, with the work crap and all.

So, um, go read the next bit, and yell at me about all the mistakes. I'm sure I made plenty.

Title:When the Mind Starts to Wander
Author/Artist:melfinatheblue
Rating:G
Pairing(s):Narcissa/Lucius
Word Count:1570
Warnings (if any):mention of torture and character death, sad fic
Author's notes:When I say sad fic, I mean it. There is no happy ending, and everything is not going to be okay.
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Title:The Mask
Author/Artist:melfinatheblue
Characters:Lucius Malfoy, Arthur Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter,
Pairing(s):Lucius Malfoy/Arthur Weasley
Rating:NC-17
Warnings: Dark fic, non con, mention of torture and mutilation, mind reading
Word count:2250
Compliant to:DH
Notes:I wanted an Arthur/Lucius fic, and since I couldn't find one I liked, I had to write my own. It went to dark places.
Summary:Lucius Malfoy has something Arthur Weasley needs very badly, money. Arthur goes farther than he thought possible to get it.
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Um, so I did stuff today. Bunnies bit, and they bit hard. Of course neither was for any of my exchange fics. Figures. One you get now, and the other will be finished, and then sent off to the beta. (It's very similar to an idea she's done, and I want her approval before I stick it anywhere.)
Title: The 10 Rules of Possession, According to Draco Malfoy
Author: melfinatheblue
Challenge: Christmas present for stonegrad who is an awesome beta and writes great Malfoycest.
Character/s: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape, Pansy Parkinson
Pairing/s: Lucius/Narcissa, Lucius/Severus, Draco/Severus, Draco/Pansy, Draco/Lucius
Word count: 2505ish
Rating: R
Warnings: Malfoycest, teacher-student relations, slash, het, mention of spankings, oral molestation of a banana, mention of oral self-satisfaction, and the weirdest warnings list I've ever seen
Author notes: Merry Christmas Stonegrad! I hope you like it.
The stuff in italics, aka the Toddler Rules, taken from here and not mine And if you've never seen a banana being orally molested, you should watch Dangerous Beauty. It's an excellent movie (and not a porno).

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Title: Living Painting
Rating: PG-13
Pairing:Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
Summary: Lucius is helping Severus get ready for a Halloween party.
Warnings: adult themes is all I can think of
Prompt: bored from my 25 prompts
Notes:
Word Count:350ish
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Ooh, look. I wrote fic. And it has nothing to do with any of my to-do list. But hey, fic is always good, right?
Title: Snow on the Roof
Rating: G
Characters: Lucius, Narcissa, Draco
Summary: Lucius worries about his looks
Warnings:None I can think of.
Notes: Written for philstar22 who wanted post DH Lucius fic. Apparently my muse decided that meant Lucius worrying about the decay of his looks. Personally, I think she's traumatized by the fic o'doom.
Word Count:500ish
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So the Internet is for porn day's coming up, and I had a plot bunny for it. This is it. Somewhere along the way it went from porn to crack, but I still like it. Anyway, enjoy.
Title:Harry at Malfoy Manor
Rating: Um, I dunno, R for the one paragraph of porn I managed to get in there
Warnings: het sex, AU fic, traumatized 12 year-old (but not abused, molested or hurt in any way. It's a light-hearted fic, really)
Paring: Lucius Malfoy/Lily Potter (I mentioned AU, right)
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Part 2 here

So um, a random plot bunny reared its ugly head. Not that I can actually get any work done on the stories I've already got going, or anything. I'm having problems keeping tone consistent right now. I can either be very introspective or crack. And since neither of my other two efforts work with that, I can't really do much with them. Sigh.
Anyway, very introspective thing (I have no idea how to describe this piece), is under the fake lj cut thing. Yes, it's HP. No, there's no slash. There's no sex. I wrote a g-rated fic. How did I write a G fic? 1202 words, nice and short by my standards. Part of my brain wants to continue this and use more lines from the Stolen Child. I dunno if I will or not. But I liked the idea, and it's a nice change from what I usually write. And yes, I just like the name Nathyrra. That's why I use it.
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