The Varied Insanities of Melfina the Blue

There is drabbly Malfoy goodness. I joined 2008_drabbles and just finished my table/Christmas present for artanis0010 over on LJ.
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Warnings: may involve slash, and a touch of smut. Some are set in my Epilogue 'verse and have an OC (Cassiopeia Granger-Malfoy). All attempt to be funny. Some may refer to stuff that happened in other fics. Not to be taken internally. When mixed with alcohol, may cause sleepiness.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

So there's a lovely list of prompts here and of course my brain went "ooh, Lucius" and yup, this is the result. They got reworded a bit to sound more like something Lucius or Draco would say, but the idea is still there.
Warnings for sexual innuendo and silly. Drabbles rated PG.
( Drabble 1 using prompt 9 )

( Drabble 2 using prompt 2 )

( Drabble 3 using prompt 3 )

Um, so I did stuff today. Bunnies bit, and they bit hard. Of course neither was for any of my exchange fics. Figures. One you get now, and the other will be finished, and then sent off to the beta. (It's very similar to an idea she's done, and I want her approval before I stick it anywhere.)
Title: The 10 Rules of Possession, According to Draco Malfoy
Author: melfinatheblue
Challenge: Christmas present for stonegrad who is an awesome beta and writes great Malfoycest.
Character/s: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape, Pansy Parkinson
Pairing/s: Lucius/Narcissa, Lucius/Severus, Draco/Severus, Draco/Pansy, Draco/Lucius
Word count: 2505ish
Rating: R
Warnings: Malfoycest, teacher-student relations, slash, het, mention of spankings, oral molestation of a banana, mention of oral self-satisfaction, and the weirdest warnings list I've ever seen
Author notes: Merry Christmas Stonegrad! I hope you like it.
The stuff in italics, aka the Toddler Rules, taken from here and not mine And if you've never seen a banana being orally molested, you should watch Dangerous Beauty. It's an excellent movie (and not a porno).

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Title:My Handsome Prince Part 2/2
Author:melfinatheblue
Rating:R
Characters:Lucius Malfoy, Dolores Umbridge, Severus Snape, Narcissa Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Antonin Dolohov
Pairings:Lucius/Severus, Lucius/Dolores,
Summary:Ms Umbridge has a crush on Lucius. This is not a happy thing as far as Lucius is concerned.
Warnings: Het, stalking, cursing,
Word Count:2020
Notes: Yay, I finished it. Um, no actual described sex because, well, my brain shut down when I tried to picture it. First part is here.
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Title: Living Painting
Rating: PG-13
Pairing:Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
Summary: Lucius is helping Severus get ready for a Halloween party.
Warnings: adult themes is all I can think of
Prompt: bored from my 25 prompts
Notes:
Word Count:350ish
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Ooh, look. I wrote fic. And it has nothing to do with any of my to-do list. But hey, fic is always good, right?
Title: Snow on the Roof
Rating: G
Characters: Lucius, Narcissa, Draco
Summary: Lucius worries about his looks
Warnings:None I can think of.
Notes: Written for philstar22 who wanted post DH Lucius fic. Apparently my muse decided that meant Lucius worrying about the decay of his looks. Personally, I think she's traumatized by the fic o'doom.
Word Count:500ish
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