The Varied Insanities of Melfina the Blue

Title: Chosen Seduction
Author:Melfina the Blue
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Mischievous from my 25 prompts table
Word Count: 3600
Pairing: Lucius/Harry and past Severus/Lucius
Summary: Harry has issues after the war, lots of them. He decides to find Snape and talk to him, but things don't go quite as planned.
Warnings: Smut, slash, deceit
Notes: I've been working on this since Jan and I finally finished it! Also, massive thanks to Zephre for the name and for listening to me ramble.
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Title: The Joy of Children 1 & 2
Author: melfinatheblue
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s):Lucius/Andromeda and Lucius/Severus in the second one.
Summary: Some days having kids is not all it's cracked up to be
Challenge: intro ficlet for hp_alternate
Word Count:415 ish for both
Genre: fluff? I dunno.
Warnings: AU.
A/N:Two ficlets set in my phoenix_flies AU. (that's what A/N means, right? Author's Notes?)
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Title: Grief does strange things to a man
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Lucius/Petunia
Disclaimer: All those in favour of my owning HP so we could have more nude scenes? Sigh. Anyway everything belongs to JKR, yada yada yada.
Summary: Tom the barman knows all the gossip. Including the strange story of how Lucius Malfoy ended up kissing a Muggle and how Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter ended up a couple.
Warnings: bslash, het, mention of possible mpreg
Word Count: 2820
Author's Notes: I know, you're seeing that Lucius/Petunia and running in fear. But you shouldn't. I promise, there's not much, and you get an H/D shower scene to make up for it. Plus, don't you want to know how that pairing could ever occur?
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I watched Sweeney Todd, and this happened...
Title: One Spring Evening
Rating: G
Paring: Lucius/Narcissa, I guess
Summary: Lucius and Severus discuss relationships.
Author's Note: All songs mentioned are property of them that owns them and not me.
Word Count 850ish
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Name:The Lolcat Curse, or how Harry Potter defeated Voldemort and learned to love cheeseburgers.
Rating:R
Characters:Lucius, Draco, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Voldemort, Bellatrix, Severus Snape, and Dumbledore
Pairing: Harry/Lucius,
Warnings: Crack. Serious crack. And lolspeak.
Word Count: 893
Summary: The final battle went a little differently from what got recorded.
Author's Note: http://speaklolcat.com provided all lolcat translations. And I am in debt to copperbadge, whose brilliant Torchwood lolcat fic inspired this one. Happy April Fools, everyone!
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So, the hpvalensmut reveal got posted, which means I get to pimp my fic. Oh, and go see the shiny Lucius art a_belladonna drew for me, if you haven't already. So not work safe!
I can't find it over here on IJ, so I shall repost! (if you want to leave comments or read the comments on the original entry, it's here
To: a_belladonna

Title: Anything You Want
Author: melfinatheblue
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kingsley Shacklebolt/Severus Snape
Word Count: 1250
Warnings: Shower sex, voyeurism, oral sex, wanking off, possible coersion
Summary: Kingsley goes on a fact-finding expedition about Severus Snape.
Disclaimers:Characters not mine, world not mine (it belongs to JKR). If it was, there'd be more sex and nude scenes.
Notes: a_belladonna, I hope you like it.

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Hey, look! Fic o'doom update! And it only took me over a month. Sigh. I feel really guilty about that. I had originally hoped to have the fic completely done by the end of the fest, but it didn't happen. Maybe if I could convince the muse to concentrate... nah, I need to panick over Springsmut. Ideally I want to get it to the ever-lovely eeyore by tomorrow, just need to write the *ahem* sex bit. Damn you, tendency to fade to black, damn you!!
And then I will take a breath, and start worrying about phoenix. Methinks I'm a bit over-extended...which explains the drabbles today. Heck, nothing like ignoring the stuff you need to do to help your stress level (rise). Not that it wasn't already high, with the work crap and all.

So, um, go read the next bit, and yell at me about all the mistakes. I'm sure I made plenty.

Title:When the Mind Starts to Wander
Author/Artist:melfinatheblue
Rating:G
Pairing(s):Narcissa/Lucius
Word Count:1570
Warnings (if any):mention of torture and character death, sad fic
Author's notes:When I say sad fic, I mean it. There is no happy ending, and everything is not going to be okay.
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Title:The Mask
Author/Artist:melfinatheblue
Characters:Lucius Malfoy, Arthur Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter,
Pairing(s):Lucius Malfoy/Arthur Weasley
Rating:NC-17
Warnings: Dark fic, non con, mention of torture and mutilation, mind reading
Word count:2250
Compliant to:DH
Notes:I wanted an Arthur/Lucius fic, and since I couldn't find one I liked, I had to write my own. It went to dark places.
Summary:Lucius Malfoy has something Arthur Weasley needs very badly, money. Arthur goes farther than he thought possible to get it.
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I've been doing some drabbling for both the the Writing Game and Jan's HP drabbletree. So you get drabbles and sniplets (things that could be part of a larger fic, but aren't yet and may never be).
( Drabbles from drabbletree, all rated G )

Writing Game bits and pieces...

( HP meets Firefly AU drabble )

( Three random drabbles/sniplets featuring Draco and/or Lucius )

Hey, look, drabbles. All these come from the writing game
( Drabble )
( Drabble 2, AU Lucius and Severus (talking, not a pairing) )

( Drabbles 3-6 are now part of a WIP. Still worth reading though. Malfoy/Snape, rated R )

There is drabbly Malfoy goodness. I joined 2008_drabbles and just finished my table/Christmas present for artanis0010 over on LJ.
Batch 1
Batch 2
Batch 3
Batch 4
Batch 5

Warnings: may involve slash, and a touch of smut. Some are set in my Epilogue 'verse and have an OC (Cassiopeia Granger-Malfoy). All attempt to be funny. Some may refer to stuff that happened in other fics. Not to be taken internally. When mixed with alcohol, may cause sleepiness.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

So there's a lovely list of prompts here and of course my brain went "ooh, Lucius" and yup, this is the result. They got reworded a bit to sound more like something Lucius or Draco would say, but the idea is still there.
Warnings for sexual innuendo and silly. Drabbles rated PG.
( Drabble 1 using prompt 9 )

( Drabble 2 using prompt 2 )

( Drabble 3 using prompt 3 )

Um, so I did stuff today. Bunnies bit, and they bit hard. Of course neither was for any of my exchange fics. Figures. One you get now, and the other will be finished, and then sent off to the beta. (It's very similar to an idea she's done, and I want her approval before I stick it anywhere.)
Title: The 10 Rules of Possession, According to Draco Malfoy
Author: melfinatheblue
Challenge: Christmas present for stonegrad who is an awesome beta and writes great Malfoycest.
Character/s: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape, Pansy Parkinson
Pairing/s: Lucius/Narcissa, Lucius/Severus, Draco/Severus, Draco/Pansy, Draco/Lucius
Word count: 2505ish
Rating: R
Warnings: Malfoycest, teacher-student relations, slash, het, mention of spankings, oral molestation of a banana, mention of oral self-satisfaction, and the weirdest warnings list I've ever seen
Author notes: Merry Christmas Stonegrad! I hope you like it.
The stuff in italics, aka the Toddler Rules, taken from here and not mine And if you've never seen a banana being orally molested, you should watch Dangerous Beauty. It's an excellent movie (and not a porno).

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Title:My Handsome Prince Part 2/2
Author:melfinatheblue
Rating:R
Characters:Lucius Malfoy, Dolores Umbridge, Severus Snape, Narcissa Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Antonin Dolohov
Pairings:Lucius/Severus, Lucius/Dolores,
Summary:Ms Umbridge has a crush on Lucius. This is not a happy thing as far as Lucius is concerned.
Warnings: Het, stalking, cursing,
Word Count:2020
Notes: Yay, I finished it. Um, no actual described sex because, well, my brain shut down when I tried to picture it. First part is here.
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Title: Living Painting
Rating: PG-13
Pairing:Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
Summary: Lucius is helping Severus get ready for a Halloween party.
Warnings: adult themes is all I can think of
Prompt: bored from my 25 prompts
Notes:
Word Count:350ish
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Ooh, look. I wrote fic. And it has nothing to do with any of my to-do list. But hey, fic is always good, right?
Title: Snow on the Roof
Rating: G
Characters: Lucius, Narcissa, Draco
Summary: Lucius worries about his looks
Warnings:None I can think of.
Notes: Written for philstar22 who wanted post DH Lucius fic. Apparently my muse decided that meant Lucius worrying about the decay of his looks. Personally, I think she's traumatized by the fic o'doom.
Word Count:500ish
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Name: The Game
Author:melfinatheblue
Rating:R
Characters:Lucius, Narcissa, Andromeda, Crabbe (the elder), Ronald Nott, and other students
Prompt: Playful from my 25prompts table
Warnings: implied noncon, naked men, underage drinking
Word Count: 1500
Summary: Strip poker in the Slytherin common room and someone's a sore loser.
Author's Note: I own nothing, except for the OCs.

Fic is over in the writing journal

It occurred to me that since I have one WIP in this Epilogue 'verse and two finished fics, I should maybe figure out timing, what people end up doing, stuff like that. Especially since I've already contradicted myself twice in fic o'doom without realizing it. So I have random notes under the cut, especially timeline related stuff (since I can't figure out years to save my life). I'm still trying to nail a few things down, like what the heck Pansy's doing, but this is what is mostly set in stone. Obviously, spoilers for Cauldron of Doom are inside. Read at own risk.
( Ooh, looky, notes. I never do this. )

Title: One Drunken Mistake
Author/Artist: melfinatheblue
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Draco/Hermione,
Summary: Draco and Hermione make one drunken mistake, and deal with the consequences
Warnings: het, drunk sex, offensive racial term used
Notes: This fic is set in the Lucius Malfoy and the Cauldron of Doom universe, but you don't need to have read it. And my feelings on the Epilogue are “what, huh, Draco's not going bald, EVER!”, so think sorta compliant, but not really.
Word Count:4125
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