The Varied Insanities of Melfina the Blue

Title: The Joy of Children 1 & 2
Author: melfinatheblue
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s):Lucius/Andromeda and Lucius/Severus in the second one.
Summary: Some days having kids is not all it's cracked up to be
Challenge: intro ficlet for hp_alternate
Word Count:415 ish for both
Genre: fluff? I dunno.
Warnings: AU.
A/N:Two ficlets set in my phoenix_flies AU. (that's what A/N means, right? Author's Notes?)
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Title: Grief does strange things to a man
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Lucius/Petunia
Disclaimer: All those in favour of my owning HP so we could have more nude scenes? Sigh. Anyway everything belongs to JKR, yada yada yada.
Summary: Tom the barman knows all the gossip. Including the strange story of how Lucius Malfoy ended up kissing a Muggle and how Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter ended up a couple.
Warnings: bslash, het, mention of possible mpreg
Word Count: 2820
Author's Notes: I know, you're seeing that Lucius/Petunia and running in fear. But you shouldn't. I promise, there's not much, and you get an H/D shower scene to make up for it. Plus, don't you want to know how that pairing could ever occur?
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I watched Sweeney Todd, and this happened...
Title: One Spring Evening
Rating: G
Paring: Lucius/Narcissa, I guess
Summary: Lucius and Severus discuss relationships.
Author's Note: All songs mentioned are property of them that owns them and not me.
Word Count 850ish
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Um, so I did stuff today. Bunnies bit, and they bit hard. Of course neither was for any of my exchange fics. Figures. One you get now, and the other will be finished, and then sent off to the beta. (It's very similar to an idea she's done, and I want her approval before I stick it anywhere.)
Title: The 10 Rules of Possession, According to Draco Malfoy
Author: melfinatheblue
Challenge: Christmas present for stonegrad who is an awesome beta and writes great Malfoycest.
Character/s: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape, Pansy Parkinson
Pairing/s: Lucius/Narcissa, Lucius/Severus, Draco/Severus, Draco/Pansy, Draco/Lucius
Word count: 2505ish
Rating: R
Warnings: Malfoycest, teacher-student relations, slash, het, mention of spankings, oral molestation of a banana, mention of oral self-satisfaction, and the weirdest warnings list I've ever seen
Author notes: Merry Christmas Stonegrad! I hope you like it.
The stuff in italics, aka the Toddler Rules, taken from here and not mine And if you've never seen a banana being orally molested, you should watch Dangerous Beauty. It's an excellent movie (and not a porno).

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Title:My Handsome Prince Part 2/2
Author:melfinatheblue
Rating:R
Characters:Lucius Malfoy, Dolores Umbridge, Severus Snape, Narcissa Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Antonin Dolohov
Pairings:Lucius/Severus, Lucius/Dolores,
Summary:Ms Umbridge has a crush on Lucius. This is not a happy thing as far as Lucius is concerned.
Warnings: Het, stalking, cursing,
Word Count:2020
Notes: Yay, I finished it. Um, no actual described sex because, well, my brain shut down when I tried to picture it. First part is here.
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Title: Living Painting
Rating: PG-13
Pairing:Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
Summary: Lucius is helping Severus get ready for a Halloween party.
Warnings: adult themes is all I can think of
Prompt: bored from my 25 prompts
Notes:
Word Count:350ish
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Title: One Drunken Mistake
Author/Artist: melfinatheblue
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Draco/Hermione,
Summary: Draco and Hermione make one drunken mistake, and deal with the consequences
Warnings: het, drunk sex, offensive racial term used
Notes: This fic is set in the Lucius Malfoy and the Cauldron of Doom universe, but you don't need to have read it. And my feelings on the Epilogue are “what, huh, Draco's not going bald, EVER!”, so think sorta compliant, but not really.
Word Count:4125
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Title:Hindsight is 20-20
Author:melfinatheblue
Rating:PG
Characters:Harry, Draco, Lucius, Dumbledore.
Pairing:Harry/Draco (implied)
Summary:Harry goes insane. Stuff goes downhill from there. Set during OotP and wanders off into AU.
Warnings:dark, implied non-con, slash,
Word Count:380
Notes: I have no idea where this came from. Really. I think it's been one of those days.
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And more plot bunnies I found in the lj. Consolidation is a good thing. And I didn't even remember I had more lotr ones.
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