The Varied Insanities of Melfina the Blue

Title: Grief does strange things to a man
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Lucius/Petunia
Disclaimer: All those in favour of my owning HP so we could have more nude scenes? Sigh. Anyway everything belongs to JKR, yada yada yada.
Summary: Tom the barman knows all the gossip. Including the strange story of how Lucius Malfoy ended up kissing a Muggle and how Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter ended up a couple.
Warnings: bslash, het, mention of possible mpreg
Word Count: 2820
Author's Notes: I know, you're seeing that Lucius/Petunia and running in fear. But you shouldn't. I promise, there's not much, and you get an H/D shower scene to make up for it. Plus, don't you want to know how that pairing could ever occur?
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I watched Sweeney Todd, and this happened...
Title: One Spring Evening
Rating: G
Paring: Lucius/Narcissa, I guess
Summary: Lucius and Severus discuss relationships.
Author's Note: All songs mentioned are property of them that owns them and not me.
Word Count 850ish
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So the Internet is for porn day's coming up, and I had a plot bunny for it. This is it. Somewhere along the way it went from porn to crack, but I still like it. Anyway, enjoy.
Title:Harry at Malfoy Manor
Rating: Um, I dunno, R for the one paragraph of porn I managed to get in there
Warnings: het sex, AU fic, traumatized 12 year-old (but not abused, molested or hurt in any way. It's a light-hearted fic, really)
Paring: Lucius Malfoy/Lily Potter (I mentioned AU, right)
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Part 2 here