The Varied Insanities of Melfina the Blue

( Master Fic List Current as of October 8, 2008 (And going back to July 10, 2007) )

Title: Lucius Malfoy and the Cauldron of Doom Part 9 and the Epilogue of DOOM
Author/Artist: melfinatheblue
Rating: R
Pairing: Lucius/Severus(past), Lucius/Narcissa, Draco/Pansy(not really in this bit), Harry/Draco, Harry/Oliver Wood, Lucius/an OC has now occurred. After all, Lucius does have to keep up the Slytherin Sex God image.
Summary: I pretend I know what I'm doing and wrap up all my loose ends? Um, well, there's a graduation party, a cunning plan, and a bit of sex. Also, magic gone wrong, and young love.
Warnings: voyeurism, pornography, magic compelling sex (though the intention was not that), possible threesome, epilogue.
Prompt: Lucius has been a bad boy and as punishment, The Ministry force him to take over the job of Potions Master. No-one ever said The Ministry had any sense.
Notes: IT'S DONE! Thank you everyone who's been patiently waiting. And no, there is no more. This WIP has ceased to be. It is a dead WIP. (okay, I'll stop doing the dead parrot sketch now). But yes, this is the end of Cauldron of Doom. If I missed any loose ends, or left out bits you wanted to see let me know. I may not do anything about it, but it's nice to know.
Word Count:4650
If you want to start from the beginning
Previous Part here
( WHEE, It's done! )

Title: See, this is what Sexual Education Leads to (part 1 of I have no idea)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lucius/Severus, Lucius/Draco/Severus, (later) Severus/Remus, Lucius/Severus/Remus, Lucius/Harry/Draco/Severus/Remus?
Summary: When Lucius agreed to give Draco the "talk" he had no idea what it would lead to.
Warnings: SMUT, slash, Malfoycest, threesome, bondage and double penetration likely later on, and whatever else my twisted mind can come up with.
Notes:. Written for one of my fav writers, softly_sweetly who hopefully had an awesome birthday.
Word Count: 2050
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Onto part 2!

Title: Grief does strange things to a man
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Lucius/Petunia
Disclaimer: All those in favour of my owning HP so we could have more nude scenes? Sigh. Anyway everything belongs to JKR, yada yada yada.
Summary: Tom the barman knows all the gossip. Including the strange story of how Lucius Malfoy ended up kissing a Muggle and how Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter ended up a couple.
Warnings: bslash, het, mention of possible mpreg
Word Count: 2820
Author's Notes: I know, you're seeing that Lucius/Petunia and running in fear. But you shouldn't. I promise, there's not much, and you get an H/D shower scene to make up for it. Plus, don't you want to know how that pairing could ever occur?
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I watched Sweeney Todd, and this happened...
Title: One Spring Evening
Rating: G
Paring: Lucius/Narcissa, I guess
Summary: Lucius and Severus discuss relationships.
Author's Note: All songs mentioned are property of them that owns them and not me.
Word Count 850ish
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So, the hpvalensmut reveal got posted, which means I get to pimp my fic. Oh, and go see the shiny Lucius art a_belladonna drew for me, if you haven't already. So not work safe!
I can't find it over here on IJ, so I shall repost! (if you want to leave comments or read the comments on the original entry, it's here
To: a_belladonna

Title: Anything You Want
Author: melfinatheblue
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kingsley Shacklebolt/Severus Snape
Word Count: 1250
Warnings: Shower sex, voyeurism, oral sex, wanking off, possible coersion
Summary: Kingsley goes on a fact-finding expedition about Severus Snape.
Disclaimers:Characters not mine, world not mine (it belongs to JKR). If it was, there'd be more sex and nude scenes.
Notes: a_belladonna, I hope you like it.

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Hey, look! Fic o'doom update! And it only took me over a month. Sigh. I feel really guilty about that. I had originally hoped to have the fic completely done by the end of the fest, but it didn't happen. Maybe if I could convince the muse to concentrate... nah, I need to panick over Springsmut. Ideally I want to get it to the ever-lovely eeyore by tomorrow, just need to write the *ahem* sex bit. Damn you, tendency to fade to black, damn you!!
And then I will take a breath, and start worrying about phoenix. Methinks I'm a bit over-extended...which explains the drabbles today. Heck, nothing like ignoring the stuff you need to do to help your stress level (rise). Not that it wasn't already high, with the work crap and all.

So, um, go read the next bit, and yell at me about all the mistakes. I'm sure I made plenty.

So there's a lovely list of prompts here and of course my brain went "ooh, Lucius" and yup, this is the result. They got reworded a bit to sound more like something Lucius or Draco would say, but the idea is still there.
Warnings for sexual innuendo and silly. Drabbles rated PG.
( Drabble 1 using prompt 9 )

( Drabble 2 using prompt 2 )

( Drabble 3 using prompt 3 )

Um, so I did stuff today. Bunnies bit, and they bit hard. Of course neither was for any of my exchange fics. Figures. One you get now, and the other will be finished, and then sent off to the beta. (It's very similar to an idea she's done, and I want her approval before I stick it anywhere.)
Title: The 10 Rules of Possession, According to Draco Malfoy
Author: melfinatheblue
Challenge: Christmas present for stonegrad who is an awesome beta and writes great Malfoycest.
Character/s: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape, Pansy Parkinson
Pairing/s: Lucius/Narcissa, Lucius/Severus, Draco/Severus, Draco/Pansy, Draco/Lucius
Word count: 2505ish
Rating: R
Warnings: Malfoycest, teacher-student relations, slash, het, mention of spankings, oral molestation of a banana, mention of oral self-satisfaction, and the weirdest warnings list I've ever seen
Author notes: Merry Christmas Stonegrad! I hope you like it.
The stuff in italics, aka the Toddler Rules, taken from here and not mine And if you've never seen a banana being orally molested, you should watch Dangerous Beauty. It's an excellent movie (and not a porno).

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Title:My Handsome Prince Part 2/2
Author:melfinatheblue
Rating:R
Characters:Lucius Malfoy, Dolores Umbridge, Severus Snape, Narcissa Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Antonin Dolohov
Pairings:Lucius/Severus, Lucius/Dolores,
Summary:Ms Umbridge has a crush on Lucius. This is not a happy thing as far as Lucius is concerned.
Warnings: Het, stalking, cursing,
Word Count:2020
Notes: Yay, I finished it. Um, no actual described sex because, well, my brain shut down when I tried to picture it. First part is here.
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Title: Living Painting
Rating: PG-13
Pairing:Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
Summary: Lucius is helping Severus get ready for a Halloween party.
Warnings: adult themes is all I can think of
Prompt: bored from my 25 prompts
Notes:
Word Count:350ish
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Title:Hindsight is 20-20
Author:melfinatheblue
Rating:PG
Characters:Harry, Draco, Lucius, Dumbledore.
Pairing:Harry/Draco (implied)
Summary:Harry goes insane. Stuff goes downhill from there. Set during OotP and wanders off into AU.
Warnings:dark, implied non-con, slash,
Word Count:380
Notes: I have no idea where this came from. Really. I think it's been one of those days.
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Quick update:
Still alive. Working on Lucius/Umbridge. 1500 words in and the fic still can't figure out if it's crackfic, or serious fic with a crack pairing. Draco in a teacup costume=crack. Lucius thinking "She's touching me. Make her stop touching me. Dear god in heaven, the toad is touching me!"=serious.

I blame this all on work making me do data entry on a spreadsheet. I am a highly trained install tech. Okay, maybe not so highly trained, but I do have a BA in physics from a good college, and I have been here two years. Data entry makes brain go "WHEE! I go over here NOW!"
And with bigwigs in the building very little ij for me. Must dash now. Story should get done soonish and then yay, I can break someone else's brain!

(And yes, there is a logical explanation for the teacup. I'm just not telling. You'll have to read the fic.)

Title:Lucius Malfoy and the Cauldron of Doom(part1)
Author/Artist:melfinatheblue
Rating:R for cursing (each part rated separately)
Pairing:no sex in this bit
Summary:After the second Wizarding War, the Ministry has to punish Lucius Malfoy somehow. So they make him potions master at Hogwarts. Must have seemed like a good idea at the time. Part 1, in which Lucius finds out what the Ministry has in store for him, and is glum.
Warnings:cursing, (again, each part gets its own warnings. Graphic sex is a possibility in a future part)
Prompt:Lucius has been a bad boy and as punishment, The Ministry force him to take over the job of Potions Master. No-one ever said The Ministry had any sense.
Notes: I have no idea how long this entire saga thing will be. Fair warning. Word count for this bit is 2448.
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