The Varied Insanities of Melfina the Blue

Title: See, this is what Sexual Education Leads to (part 1 of I have no idea)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lucius/Severus, Lucius/Draco/Severus, (later) Severus/Remus, Lucius/Severus/Remus, Lucius/Harry/Draco/Severus/Remus?
Summary: When Lucius agreed to give Draco the "talk" he had no idea what it would lead to.
Warnings: SMUT, slash, Malfoycest, threesome, bondage and double penetration likely later on, and whatever else my twisted mind can come up with.
Notes:. Written for one of my fav writers, softly_sweetly who hopefully had an awesome birthday.
Word Count: 2050

"Father, this is embarrassing!"

"Draco, you need to learn about these things sooner or later."

"It all happens via magic. See, I know about it, can I go?"

Lucius put his head in his hands. He knew this was going to be awkward, having this talk, but he'd never imagined Draco would protest this much or know so little. Why Draco couldn't learn it like he had, by doing, and then having a long talk with Uncle Mortimor after his first scare, he'd never know. But 'Cissa had insisted, and sometimes it was just better to do what she wanted. He sighed loudly and pulled out the book Mortimor had given him. If this didn't get Draco interested, nothing would.

"What's that?"

"A book."

"I know that, Father. What kind of book?"

"A book about sex and women. You're going to read it, not just masturbate to the pictures."

"EEW! Father!"

"Draco, I remember being a teenager quite clearly. And I remember what I spent most of my free time doing."

Draco put his hands in his ears.

"EEEW! Lalalalalal I'm not listening."

Lucius pulled Draco's hands out of his ears.

"You will learn this stuff, or god help me, I will ask your mother and Severus to help demonstrate. And if you think this is embarrassing, just imagine that."

"You wouldn't!"

"I would."

Draco thought for a minute.

"Would I get to see you naked?"

"WHAT?"

"Would I get to see you naked, father? It's a simple question."

Lucius was now more than a bit confused.

"Why do you want to see me naked?"

"Because I do," said Draco, studying his nails intently. "Remember when you used to bathe me and you'd get in the tub with me? I liked that in a way I didn't understand then, but do now. I'm attracted to you."

Lucius pulled Draco's face up so he could look closely at him.

"You mean that, don't you?"

"Yes, I do."

"Then why does the idea of me masturbating disgust you?"

"It's not that, it's just the idea of masturbating in general. It's so messy."

"I hate to break it to you, but sex tends to be messy too."

"Well, yes, but the payoff's better."

"So, you want to have sex with me?"

"Can we throw in a third, too?"

"A threesome? You, me, and who?"

"Well, if we're just being hypothetical here, Potter."

"Harry Potter? The boy you keep ranting and raving about? The one who you want to show up in any and every way possible. That Potter?"

"Yes."

"You want to sleep with Harry Potter?!?"

"He's got a nice ass. And pretty eyes. Plus I bet he'd find it absolutely humiliating."

"That might be a tad hard to arrange."

"Not really. He has a habit of wandering around the castle sometimes, it wouldn't be hard to ambush him."

"Draco, are you suggesting we kidnap and ravish Harry Potter?"

"Well, yes. Why, is that a bad thing?"

"I just never thought you had it in you, that's all."

"So, can we do it? Can we kidnap and ravish Potter? Please? It could be my Christmas present!"

"You promise not to tell your mother about it? I really doubt she'd approve."

"I promise, and I promise to read the book and memorize it and please? Please?"

Lucius ruffled Draco's hair.

"I hope you appreciate just how much I spoil you, my dragon."

"Was that a yes?"

"I need to discuss how to get him out with Severus first, but I'll do my best. If we can't get Potter, who else would you like?"

"Severus would be fine, as would Zabini."

"Draco, have you actually thought about this?"

"Yes. And I know this is what I want, father. I'm sure of it."

Draco leaned up and kissed Lucius on the lips. Lucius stiffened for a second, obviously not expecting it, and then relaxed into it, putting his arm around Draco and pulling him close.
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Severus and Lucius sat on a leather couch in front of a roaring fire.

"So Draco wants a Potter for Christmas? Lucius, this is more than a bit cracked."

"If it means he learns how to use contraception so I don't end up a grandfather in a year or so, I can live with cracked. And it's not just Potter he wants. It's me, and possibly you or Zabini if we can't get Potter."

"Lucius, let me put this in perspective for you. Your 15 year old son wants a threesome including you for Christmas. You see nothing at all wrong with this?"

"Well, it wasn't my cup of tea at 15, but then again, Abraxas was an old sadistic bastard."

"You sure he isn't blackmailing you into this?"

"I'll have you know I got those pictures back in return for buying Slytherin new brooms."

"And the negatives? And then you destroyed them?"

"Yes, the negatives, and no. You look so lovely covered in that paint."

"I was allergic to it!"

"Yes, I remember, which is why I haven't suggested it since. You do have to admit the licking was fun, though."

"Honestly, Lucius, licking is always fun. Now, what do I get for helping you with this little scheme?"

"Viewing privileges?"

"Goes without saying. But I want more. After all, I'm putting my career on the line for this."

"And what does more entail?"

"You, a week, anything I want. ANYTHING."

"Anything? A week? That's steep."

"And I want to be able to split up my week anyway I want.

"So basically you want 168 hours."

"And I expect you to bottom, allow me to dress you up, tie you up, spank you, whatever I want, without complaint."

"Me? Bottom?"

"Yes, you bottom. Don't worry, I'll brew plenty of Racian for you and Draco."

"The Kutner curse is not the only reason I don't bottom, Severus."

"Yes, I know. You need to be in charge. Well, I want to be in charge for once, so if you want this absurd threesome to happen, I suggest you agree to my terms."

"On one condition."

"No conditions. Whatever I want."

"Does what you want include corsetry? Because I hate, loathe, and detest corsets."

"Why? I think you'd look nice in one."

"You're planning to dress me up like a woman, aren't you?"

"Maybe."

"No corsets and nothing in public. Those are my terms."

"Then I want two weeks."

Lucius raised an eyebrow.

"If you get two weeks, you don't get to watch the threesome."

"A week and 4 days, and not only do I watch, after Draco's done with you and Potter, I get a turn."

"But no corsets or public display?"

"Your conditions will be honored and in return I expect no repercussions from anything I do to you during my time. Do we have a deal?"

Lucius stared into his glass for a moment, then took a drink.

"Well?"

"Severus, you drive a hard bargain."

"Well, Lucius, is giving Draco what he wants for Christmas worth this or not?"

Lucius took a deep breath.

"Fine."

"Good. I want at least two hours before Christmas."

"You could have two right now, if you like."

"No, I want to think about how I best want to use my time. After all, I want to fulfill all my Malfoy fantasies."

"I'm afraid to ask what they are."

"You'll find out soon enough."

Lucius set down his glass and pulled Severus to him.

"So tonight I'm still in charge."

Severus slid onto Lucius's lap and turned to face him.

"That's what you think, Lucius," he said, wiggling on Lucius' lap in that certain way that drove him mad.

"Keep that up Severus, and I'll ravish you right here and now," Lucius growled.

"Promises, promises," said Severus, and licked the side of Lucius' neck. Lucius growled again, slipped one hand under Severus, placed the other on the small of his back, and stood. Severus wrapped his legs tightly around Lucius' waist and started sucking his earlobe. Lucius turned around and set Severus down on the table.

"Severus, are you particularly attached to your clothing?"

Severus unwrapped his legs and pushed Lucius away.

"Lucius, you are not destroying more of my wardrobe simply because you cannot bother to wait the two minutes it takes me to undress."

"But..." said Lucius and made a puppy-dog face.

Severus swatted him lightly and started unbuttoning his robes. Lucius attempted to help, and Severus swatted his hand.

"Get your own clothes off and let me worry about mine."

"Severus, there is absolutely no need for me to undress."

"Lucius Sulla Malfoy, if you want a fuck, you will get your clothes off this instant."

Lucius stuck his tongue out.

"Yes, Lucius, you're good with your tongue. But I still want you naked."

"Why do I put up with you, Severus?"

Severus leaned in close and whispered in Lucius' ear.

"Because I can and will swallow you at a moment's notice."

"Ah, yes. Just as long as there's a good reason," Lucius said, as he pulled off his shirt. Severus took the opportunity to bite one of his nipples, drawing a hiss from Lucius.

"See, that's why I like you naked. How else am I going to get at those?"

"You talk too much!"

Lucius grabbed Severus' hair and pulled him into a kiss. Severus took the opportunity to undo Lucius's pants and slip them off him. Lucius' cock was rock hard. He pulled away from Severus.

"Turn around now," he growled.

"You are the most impatient man, Lucius. Now, are you doing the charm or shall I?"

"Don't care, now turn around."

"Fine."

Severus muttered a few words and waved his wand. Then he turned around and clambered onto his hands and knees. Lucius sheathed himself in one quick move.

"GAH! Ever heard of taking things slowly?"

Lucius started to thrust and Severus was very quickly at a loss for words. He reached down to his cock, only to find Lucius' hand already there and wanking. Neither of them noticed when the door opened and Draco sauntered in. He took in the scene, and then set record time for stripping.

"Mind if I join in?"

Lucius looked behind him and nodded. Draco smiled, and slipped under Severus. He positioned himself and started licking Severus' cock.

"Oh God, LUCIUS! HARDER!"

Lucius pushed Severus' head down, so that Draco's cock could get some attention too. For a couple of minutes the room filled with the sounds of sucking and thrusting, until Draco screamed and came, Severus and Lucius not far behind him. Lucius collapsed in the nearby chair, looking at the other two. Severus got off Draco, who promptly wandered over to claim his father's lap, which left Severus sitting on the table by himself.

"I would like to suggest that we do this again. Lots."

"So, you enjoyed it, I take it, Draco?"

"Yes. More, please?"

"Ah, Draco, you're going to need to give us older fellows a minute or two to recover."

Draco made a small whining noise that ceased as soon as Lucius claimed his mouth.

"Lucius, you know neither Draco nor I need to be back at Hogwarts till tomorrow. We could adjourn to the bedroom and make a night of it."

Draco broke off the kiss and looked at his father imploringly.

"Please, can we? Please? I have lots of lube!"

Severus echoed Draco's tone. "Please?"

Lucius sighed and smiled.

"You two are going to be the death of me, you realize that?"

"Ah, but Lucius, is fucked to death such a bad way to go?" asked Severus as he got up from the table and walked over to Lucius and Draco. "Plus, just think of the scandal such a death notice will create."


Onto part 2!